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Weekends at the Fortress of Solitude

When the rest of the Justice League is out working, things can get a little... bachelory. Not that they'd ever really hang out. I mean one of them is basically an immortal space god, and the other is a guy who's superpower is "has money and guns." He's basically if Iron Man were a little less "superhero" and a little more "solve problems by shooting in face."

Meanwhile the Suicide Squad is sitting at the Denny's complaining about how they never get invited to hang out. But what exactly are their superpowers anyway? Gun? Baseball bat? Alcoholic Australian?

Wait a minute, this gives me an idea...