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Late Night Movie Night: Unfriended!

#LateNightMovieNight commences with... UNFRIENDED!

My tv went to sleep literally the second I hit play. Off to a cracking start. #LateNightMovieNight

Holy shit how much money was spent licensing... EVERYTHING?! #LateNightMovieNight #Unfriended

Is this what teenagers do? Why are teenagers a thing? #LateNightMovieNight #Unfriended

This is actually quite dully. I may bail on this. #LateNightMovieNight #Unfriended

Bro was interrupted during Skype sex, now he's not talking or picking up. HE IS WHACKING OFF GIVE HIM A MIN #LateNightMovieNight #Unfriended

"Why aren't you answering me?!" BECAUSE HE IS BUSY AND CAN'T TYPE WITH ONE HAND! #LateNightMovieNight #Unfriended

Damn they licensed Facebook too? And Tumbler. And... fucking everything. #LateNightMovieNight #Unfriended

There's no dialogue during the typing scenes. It's like Blackhat only without Hacker Thor. #LateNightMovieNight #Unfriended

Now we're being shown a tutorial on how to memorialize a Facebook page. This is... positively thrilling. #LateNightMovieNight #Unfriended

Actually kinda creepy moment there. More of THAT less watching the little Person is Typing ellipses points. #LateNightMovieNight #Unfriended

Basically, reading my twitter feed is the equivalent of watching this movie. #LateNightMovieNight #Unfriended

Maybe I'm just old. #LateNightMovieNight #Unfriended

THE THRILLING SCENE OF THEM TALKING ABOUT CONCERT SEATS #LateNightMovieNight #Unfriended

The problem with characters that are utterly unlikable is you want them to die. Once you've established they suck, you don't need any more.

These people are dicks. They will die as punishment as per horror movie rules. Everything between now and the deaths is basically filler.

These people are dicks. They will die as punishment as per horror movie rules. Everything between now and the deaths is basically filler.

These people are dicks. They will die as punishment as per horror movie rules. Everything between now and the deaths is basically filler.

"Well the glitch just typed!" Actual line. #LateNightMovieNight #Unfriended

So far the only character I like is the fat dude. He doesn't give two shits about what's going on either. #LateNightMovieNight #Unfriended

Explaining what a troll is: for WHO?! The people in the movie will all know, and the target audience will know. What's the point of it?

"Hey guy who knows as much as I do, what did they do neither of us saw?! ANSWER ME!" #LateNightMovieNight #Unfriended

DO NOT CLICK A LINK FROM A SUSPECTED TROLL Jesus Christ welcome to the internet. #LateNightMovieNight #Unfriended

"OH MY GOD BLAIRE DO YOU KNOW HOW TO USE A FUCKING COMPUTER?!" Best line in the entire movie. #LateNightMovieNight #Unfriended

Okay, Fat Dude is officially the saving grace. After a loooong silent pause--"CLICK THE FUCKING LINK DUDE!" #LateNightMovieNight #Unfriended

SOMEONE THROW A PIE OR SOMETHING! #LateNightMovieNight #Unfriended

Do people actually use the mouse to underline as they read or is that just the movie's way of making us pay attention? #LateNightMovieNight

Long awkward pause. Come on Fat Dude! "DO FUCKING SOMETHING DUDE!" #LateNightMovieNight #Unfriended

"Did it drop" THE CAMERA IS ON THE FUCKING FLOOR WHAT DO YOU THINK?! #LateNightMovieNight #Unfriended

Why is the link for police scanner codes already clicked? Why would that be? #LateNightMovieNight #Unfriended

Why would you click the link WHY WOULD YOU CLICK THE LINK?! #LateNightMovieNight #Unfriended

BLAIRE DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A FUCKING COMPUTER?! Click the button that says "Put in quarantine." #LateNightMovieNight #Unfriended

Fuck yeah KEN! #LateNightMovieNight #Unfriended

Oh hey, you're friends with her on Facebook again. GHOOOOOOOST! Or a continuity error. Probably. #LateNightMovieNight #Unfriended

Have you all considered turning your computers off and reading a book instead? Problem solved.

Right now you're fighting to stay in a place everyone wants out of. You are dipshits. #LateNightMovieNight #Unfriended

God damn it movie, are you going to kill the only entertaining character? YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG! #LateNightMovieNight #Unfriended

WHAT THE FUCK IS THE BLENDER ABOUT?! WHAT?!.... WHAT?! ... WHAAAAAT?! #LateNightMovieNight #Unfriended

How lucky for them they have a convenient web page that tells them how the movie is going to end. #LateNightMovieNight #Unfriended

Kids, kids, don't fight, you are at war with an angry ghost. Priorities you damned millennials. #LateNightMovieNight #Unfriended

This is a thrilling examination of teen dynamics. #LateNightMovieNight #Unfriended

They're just arguing with themselves now. I kinda picture the ghost just sitting there thinking "Wait, weren't they playing MY game?"

The ghost hasn't had to do anything for a solid half an hour. Is the moral of this story "Teenagers are fucking idiots" #LateNightMovieNight

I'll be honest, I've stopped paying attention while I fix an Adobe issue.

So everybody dies, angry ghost makes memes out of them, main character learns a valuable lesson? #LateNightMovieNight #Unfriended

You were the one filming? You caused it all? That's a pretty big thing to FORGET! #LateNightMovieNight #Unfriended

Remember when movies DIDN'T end with jump scares and cut to black? I'm almost fucking thirty and I'm starting to forget. #MoviesSuck

Movie done. More boring than anything else. A few decent moments, but overall... meh. MEH! #LateNightMovieNight #Unfriended