A Halloween Chain Saw Massacre / by Paul Keely

It's Halloween! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH Christmas for freaks! And nothing says "Happy Halloween" like a dude that cuts you up with a chain saw and wears your face as his face while he cuts up other people with chain saws. It's a vicious cycle.

Happy Halloween everyone!

I'm gonna go eat candy until I puke rainbows.